" Whah wown - chall tawk tuh meeeeee? "

    You are a full handsbreadth shorter than me, weigh more than twice what I do and with only half the muscle.     You think keerfow is a word... how you get that out of careful is beyond anyone.     You think oh - kree is a culinary delicacy... ...

26C

Rain gone, ice gone from low lying areas, is replaced with mud. The mud dries nicely. The breeze is soft and warm. The trees aren't naked now. The sky is too fucking blue. At last, is Spring.

None in Particular

    And where the fuck is my post body? I specifically told the godsdamned thing I wanted a soft grey post body.  Is a simple matter to fix the thing currently blocking it, someone needs get off his lazy arse and take thirty seconds from the...